Debu Note - The Death Note Parody

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George Walker Bush: Rape by a former staff member that he fired then killed.; George Walker Bush will fire a staff member then out of vengeance the staff member will proceed to break into his house on saturday night of august 30th 2008. He will then rape him, and shoot him perfectly within eight of his vital areas.
Halima: Elle se fait choutter par un gros camion; ne meurs pas tout de suite souffre atrocement et fortement, se répend d'avoir été aussi conne pendant toute ca chienne de vie de merde et a très peur et fini dans le fin fond de l'enfer dédié spécialement pour elle pour sa manière d'être pour ce qu'elle a été pour ce qu'elle ne sera plus. tout le monde l'oublie elle n'est rien.
LIGHT YAGAMI: Heart attack; he will die becaus ehe killed L, he will got to his grave stone and drop dead.
Alec Lewis: Anal explosion; he will walk to school on the 1st of September and his ass will explode.
Cain Jory: heart attack
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Olivia Boyland: Juri Watanabe will stab her, because she was a bitch; enormous pain and will die 72 hours after taking the stab.
Power Rangers: too many chocolates; They will become the fat power rangers
martin wester: killed by jessica alba; going to school he meets jessica alba but at 7 am he gets killed
Luminor: snaps in half; he was riding on the bus,then the dumbass stuck his ass out the window and got hit by a little girl on a tricycle and his body went SNAP!!!!!!